Shared 2 months ago - 307 notes

At first glance, Edward Kenway—the protagonist of the upcoming Assassin’s Creed IV game—looks like your typical leading dude. Stoic, beefy, masculine. Nothing special, right? Those with more astute observation skills over at Reddit, like zinadello13, noticed that Kenway bears a striking resemblance to Capt. Edward Reynolds from Pirates. As in, the (in)famous porn from 2005 which features references to the more family-friendly Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Pirates is also the most expensive porn film ever made.

welp I’ll never unsee it

·why·Assassin's Creed·connor's grandpa the porn star

  1. starsinmasonjars reblogged this from keelah-kawaii
  2. rageagainsttheheavybatman reblogged this from sonicscrewdriveme
  3. amaya-loves-joo reblogged this from haytham-senpai
  4. xyuuxmorganx reblogged this from haytham-senpai and added:
    WELP. This is most unusual.
  5. old-man-on-the-hill reblogged this from haytham-senpai
  6. diedott reblogged this from haytham-senpai
  7. haytham-senpai reblogged this from naughtysalamander
  8. underthebifrost reblogged this from kobaba and added:
    #Edward Kenway can’t even hunt Tuna
  9. sass-assassin reblogged this from naughtysalamander
  10. kakasan reblogged this from sharkytails
  11. seafoamkisses reblogged this from commanderbishoujo
  12. jacktherippper reblogged this from imvoltic
  13. imvoltic reblogged this from naughtysalamander
  14. postmodernismruinedme reblogged this from misket
  15. of-queenmab reblogged this from potatocrisp
  16. mangy-mongrel reblogged this from milodrums
  17. youngloveleroy reblogged this from simply-licentious and added:
    I don’t see it? Like, the Pirates dude is scary and not attractive at all.
  18. speight-the-wynterkitteh reblogged this from potatocrisp
  19. teaandbrimstone reblogged this from simply-licentious and added:
    The marketing tagline for AC5 should be “Be the greatest pirate captain in the world!”
  20. coffeebat reblogged this from milodrums
  21. ezio-archives reblogged this from milodrums
  22. milodrums reblogged this from drparisa and added:
    did someone say a porn video
  23. empiristic reblogged this from potatocrisp
  24. sonicscrewdriveme reblogged this from potatocrisp
  25. hetherlynne reblogged this from sharkytails
  26. rightintheasscreed reblogged this from infinity1984 and added:
    what